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The Top 10 True Mum Confessions….
By Amber Scott

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Forgive me child, for I have sinned… on several occasions.

We all have our little parenting secrets — the things we did that we’re not proud of, but that we did or felt because we are, after all, only human.

• Today, we spent an hour outside planting the left over popcorn kernels to see if a popcorn tree would grow. Damn, I wish I could tell my kids there is such thing as a popcorn tree.

• My son threw up on the carpet last night and I left it there hoping the dog would eat it.

• I cheat at Candyland so I don’t have to play as long.

• I love my kids more than anything but I really LOVED my body before kids. I want my kids to go to private school….but I really want a tummy tuck more.

• Oops. I left a purple, circular stain from my wine glass on my son’s school application.

• I go back to work tomorrow after being a stay at home mom for 4 years. I’m so excited to have something of my own and be away from them for awhile. I feel so damn guilty about it.

• I laughed today when my neighbor’s bratty kid fell and skinned his knee.

• I gave my daughter an androgynous name so she’d have an advantage on job applications.

• I donate blood just so I can have half an hour of peace and my own juice and cookies!

• I tailored my son’s spiderman mask for is Halloween costume using a patch cut from an old red polyester g-string.